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You Know You’re a Nurse When…

Posted by Carlos Perez

Thu, May 08, 2025 @ 10:46 AM

It's Nurses Month and today we're diving into the wonderfully weird world that only us healthcare workers truly understand. Nursing is a unique blend of compassion, resilience, and a whole lot of moments that would make anyone else say, "Nope!"

So, grab your lukewarm coffee (because let's be honest, it's never hot), settle in, and get ready to nod along with these realities, straight from the trenches (aka, the hospital floor)!

You Know You're a Nurse When…

"You can identify the smell of C. diff from down the hall." - Sarah, RN, Med-Surg

We've all been there, haven't we? That distinct aroma… it's like a sixth sense develops. You walk in and think, "Yep, room 302 needs some extra attention." It's not glamorous, but it's part of the job!


"Your idea of a 'quick lunch' is inhaling a granola bar in the supply closet." - Mark, LPN, Long-Term Care

Forget leisurely meals. If you get five minutes to yourself, that's a win! We've mastered the art of eating on the go, often in the most unconventional of places. The supply closet? Break room? Behind the medication cart? Gourmet dining at its finest!


"You have encyclopedic knowledge of bodily fluids and their various shades." - Maria, BSN, Emergency Department

From vibrant reds to murky yellows and everything in between, we've seen it all. And yes, we can probably tell you what's going on just by the color. It's not exactly a party trick, but it's definitely a skill!


"You can sleep through alarms, but the faintest 'Excuse me, Nurse?' jolts you awake." - David, RN, Intensive Care Unit

Our bodies are finely tuned to the needs of our patients. The beeping of machines? White noise. But that soft call for assistance? Instantaneously alert. It's like we have a built-in patient radar.


"Your hands are perpetually dry from washing them approximately 87 times a shift." - Jessica, RN, Pediatrics

Hand hygiene is our mantra, but man, does it take a toll on our skin! We've tried every lotion under the sun, but that desert-like dryness just seems to be a permanent accessory.


"You have a dark sense of humor that would make your non-Nurse friends raise their eyebrows." - Chris, BSN, Oncology

Let's be real, we see some tough stuff. Sometimes, a little humor is the only way to cope and find camaraderie with our colleagues. It's not that we're insensitive; it's a survival mechanism.


"You can decipher Doctor handwriting that looks like ancient hieroglyphics." - Ashley, RN, Labor and Delivery

It's a skill passed down through generations of Nurses. We've cracked the code, somehow translating those scribbles into medication orders and care plans. It's a superpower, honestly.


"Your 'work clothes' consist primarily of comfortable, yet somehow still slightly stained, scrubs." - Ben, LPN, Home Health

Fashion? What's fashion? Our wardrobe is all about practicality and the ability to withstand… well, everything. And let's face it, a little bleach goes a long way.


"You find yourself assessing strangers in the grocery store." - Emily, BSN, Cardiac Care

Once a Nurse, always a Nurse! It's like our assessment brain never truly turns off. We can't help but notice the subtle signs and symptoms around us.


"You wouldn't trade the chaos, the tears, the exhaustion, or the sheer privilege of caring for others for anything." - All of us!

Because at the end of the day, despite the craziness, the long hours, and the occasional bodily fluid incident, there's nothing quite like the feeling of making a difference in someone's life. We are Nurses, and we wouldn't have it any other way.


So, fellow Nurses, what realities would you add to this list? Share your stories in the comments below, let's have a good laugh (and maybe a collective sigh of recognition)!

Topics: National Nurses Week, nurse humor, nurse life, nurse, Nurses Week, nurse shift, humor in nursing

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